In a typical Malaysian company, the general staff
likes to discuss or play football after work. For the
middle management it is tennis.
For the top management it is nothing else but golf,
golf and golf..
So what is the conclusion ?
The higher you are in the management, the smaller your
If the Muslims have the Koran,
the Christians the Bible,
what do the Chinese in Malaysia have?
The Yellow Pages (business minded, mah)
How does a Mamak shout your orders across the stall?
Kopi + Teh = "Ko Teh"
Milo + Kopi + Teh = "My Ko Teh"
Horlicks + Milo + Kopi + Teh = "Lick My Ko Teh"
There was this story that Yasmin hosted a quiz over
morning radio program, where she was looking for
"salt & pepper" as the answer.
A lady caller asked for a clue and Yasmin mentioned
that "It's something that you put over your husband's
eggs in the morning" to which the lady caller
confidently answered "TALCUM POWDER!"