THE SURVEY
A recent survey on Malaysian sex habits revealed the
following:

AFTER SEX
What do Malaysian men do immediately after sex?
20 % roll over and light up a cigarette
Another 20% go to the bathroom to wash
The majority, 60% of the men; they go home!

RANK & FILE
In a typical Malaysian company, the general staff
likes to discuss or play football after work. For the
middle management it is tennis.
For the top management it is nothing else but golf,
golf and golf..
So what is the conclusion ?
The higher you are in the management, the smaller your
balls.

THE HOLY BOOK
If the Muslims have the Koran,
the Christians the Bible,
what do the Chinese in Malaysia have?
The Yellow Pages (business minded, mah)

MAMAK ORDERS
How does a Mamak shout your orders across the stall?
Kopi + Teh = "Ko Teh"
Milo + Kopi + Teh = "My Ko Teh"
Horlicks + Milo + Kopi + Teh = "Lick My Ko Teh"

ANOTHER DJ MISUNDERSTOOD?
There was this story that Yasmin hosted a quiz over
her
morning radio program, where she was looking for
"salt & pepper" as the answer.
A lady caller asked for a clue and Yasmin mentioned
that "It's something that you put over your husband's
eggs in the morning" to which the lady caller
confidently answered "TALCUM POWDER!"