1. He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it
2. He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his
3. He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
4. He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
5. He tries to drown a fish.
6. If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
7. He trips over a cordless phone.
8. He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
9. At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he
10. He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes". !
11. He invents a solar powered flashlight.
12. He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he
13. He misses the 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
14. He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport
left", and he turned around and went home.
15. He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the foor.
16. He spends time reading thru the above 15 points and analyses if
he is an idiot.