THE PROBLEM WITH GUY

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If you Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he Tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.

If u don't Let him KISS u, he says u don't Love him;
If u let him KISS u, he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u Don't, he says dat u don't Trust him.