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Q: What's the difference between Biology and Sociology?
A: When the baby look like the father, its Biology. When the baby looks like
_ the neighbor, its Sociology!
A wife one evening drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and
said, "Do you see that couple ? How loving they are ? He kisses her every
time they meet. Why don't you do that ? she asked. The husband replied "
I tried once but she slapped me."
The nervous blonde sat on the dentist's chair to have her tooth extracted. Seeing
so many instruments, she got frightened. "Doc, I would rather have a baby
than have my tooth pulled out." The dentist retorted, "Well, make
up your mind so that I can adjust the chair accordingly."
Q: What is the difference between a good secretary & an excellent one?
A: A good secretary says, "Good morning, sir." & an excellent
secretary says, "It's morning, sir."
A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless. "Mummy,
Mummy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts. "Well, son,"she
says, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to
heaven," Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off
quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into
"Mummy, mummy, Aunt Eliza is dying!"
"What do you mean?" says his mother.
"Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her
balloons out. Dad's trying to blow them up for her and she keeps yelling, "God,
I'm coming! God, I'm coming!"