MAN: what was that for?
Wife: what was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name marylou written on it?
oh..honey, remember two weeks ago when i went to the horse races? marylou
was the name of one of the horses i bet on......
The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do her duty around the house. Three days later he once again sitting in his chair....reading....and WHACK!
MAN: what the hell was that for this time huh?
Wife: your horse phoned...........!