This man was sitting quitely reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.

MAN: what was that for?

Wife: what was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name marylou written on it?

MAN: oh..honey, remember two weeks ago when i went to the horse races? marylou was the name of one of the horses i bet on......

The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do her duty around the house. Three days later he once again sitting in his chair....reading....and WHACK!

MAN: what the hell was that for this time huh?

Wife: your horse phoned...........!