order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students,
it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T), we are trying to give our students
more S.H.I.T. than any other universities and colleges in the universe. If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see
your lecturer. You will immediately placed on the top of the S.H.I.T. list,
and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T.
you can handle.
Students who dont know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL
EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.
seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they dont have
to S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consultancy,
we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION
(M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T..
If you have further questions, please direct them to our Professor Dr. Mahadey
Kutty, HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
You can bet on his expertise on the subject.