Thursday 25 April 2002
Temporary closed from 26 April to 28 April 2002
Aku takkan update sampai Ahad nih, sebab aku nak meronggeng kat Singapore. HAHAHAHAHAHA skarang nih pun aku dalam bas, tengah tido sebelah Haris. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

posted at 7:01 am 25042002

Selamat Hari Agong!
Selamat bercuti kepada semua. Busannyer aku nyer wish. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

What should your New Year's resolution be?


My New Year's resolution should be.. to hang out with less people who make me feel as though I am superior to them.

Characteristic:
1. You've become a rock star. You're about to play the biggest show of your career. An old friend calls you up, crying and suicidal. What do you do?
Cancel the show for them

2. Which of the following Stanley Kubrick films do you best relate with?
Full Metal Jacket

3. Select one of the following:
Short and stout

4. Do you:
Obsess over particular artists for a period of time, then move on?

5. You hang out with someone for the first time. They make all the decisions of where to go. How do you feel?
Like you're hanging out with a 5-year-old at the zoo

6. Why should I like you as a person?
My opinion of you is insignificant

7. Are you pretty?
You don't care

8. Will you keep your new year's resolution?
There are more important things in life than conviction

9. Select your favorite
7-string guitars

10. Which of the following television programs would make you laugh the most?
Friends

11. Which of the followest countries is most like you?
The Netherlands

12. You are working for a secret underground society that controls the fate of mankind. You have pictures of a highly-ranked extraterrestrial ambassador performing obscene acts with an antelope. This same ambassador wants to influence public opinion by manipulation of the sorts of information they are exposed to on the internet- again. You're addicted to the internet. What do you do?
Blackmail him

+ Test yours

posted at 6:58 am 25042002

Wednesday 24 April 2002
Rabu sentiasa busan
Dengan menganggur tanpa keje, aku dapat merasa betapa busannyer. Ni bukan busan biasa beb, ni kire cam dah busan tahap kemiskinan. Kalau berduit, bleh lagi nak hilangkan rasa busan. Pi layan wayang ker, layan travel ker, ade gak hasil. Ini dah la sengkek, nak pi enjoy pun kene berkira gak. MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH hampas aaaa.

Lepas Zuhur, aku terus zassss pi Telekom Taman Desa. Kene submit few forms yang kene isi oleh sume student tajaan Telekom. Aku ngan kemeja + dark blue pants, kasut kanvas (hahaha spoilll.. sebab aku tade kasut kulit maaa), ngan rambut agak2 spiky sket (demmittt, orang tu potong pendek gile.. hampas aaa), aku dipuji agak melangit. MUAHAHHAHAHAHA! Mane taknyer, dulu aku penah pi Telekom tu sebab nak submit exam result, but then kene sound la pulak. "Kamu nih, selekeh, macam ni ker imej pelajar tajaan Telekom? Bla bla bla bla.. ngan result yang bla bla bla bla" Perghhhhhhh... panas siall telinga aku. Sebab tu la hari nih aku dah prepare awal-awal, walaupun aku malas nak pakai long-sleeve, tapi kire ok gak aaa sebab aku still pakai kemeja. MUAHAHHAHAHAHA! Sebbaik tade pape masalah.

Mukeh: "Errr Encik, saya nak tanye, ade kemungkinan tak pelajar akan direlease tanpa bayar balik kat Telekom?"

Orang Telekom: "Haaaa??" (ngan muke yang agak terkejut seketika)

Mukeh: "Eh maksud saya ade kemungkinan tak sume pelajar yang dah grads. nih diambil sume bekerja ngan Telekom?" (berjaya menukar soklan berbentuk negatif kepada positifnyer soklan)

Orang Telekom: "Basically kite ade 392 pelajar yang grads tahun nih. Kite tengok lah dulu camne. Interview dulu, pastu baru kite tengok la camne sume"

Mukeh: "Bile agaknyer Telekom akan panggil student untuk interview tu Encik?"

Orang Telekom: "Dalam bulan Mei nih. Kenape?"

Mukeh: "Hehe, saje je tanye"

Orang Telekom: "Jangan risau, Insya Allah dapat la tu kamu bekerja ngan Telekom" (sambil tepuk belakang aku memberi sokongan)

Aku dalam hati time tu, "ERGHHHHHH! Aku nak releaseeeeee! Aku tanak keje ngan Telekommmm!" MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH ! Hampeh tul laaa!

Pastu aku zasss pi Midvalley, sebab member aku nak usha key (pakai atas kepale tu). Usha dari Jusco Midvalley, sampai abis sume floor kitorang geledah, akhirnyer beli kat Ruffey, tu pun stok dah tinggal 3, dah beli satu, maksudnyer tinggal 2 stok je kat situ. MUAHAHHAHAHA! Hampas tul laaa!

Lepas lepak Midvalley, aku terus balik umah, sebab dah tade aktiviti untuk aku buat. Lagipun duit aku ade pun limited. Nasib baik la member aku bermurah hati nak belanje aku. MUAHAHAHHAAHHA! Tu pun sebab budget nak beli key tu dah untung gile, dari RM30 die budget, terus dapat RM4.90. Per lagiii! Sakan laa bebbb! HEHEHEHEH!

Attention
Ini aku nak bagitau sesape budak Singapore yang nak lelepak ngan aku kat Singapore, aku akan ade kat sane dari Khamis sampai Ahad pagi. Aku lepak 7-storey Hotel hari Khamis, pastu aku lepak Marina Mandarin Hotel untuk hari Jumaat ngan Sabtu. Camne aku nak jumpe korang kan? Susah gak tu woo, sebab aku pun tatau camne nak contact sume. HEHEHEHEHHEH! Tape, pasti jumpe punye! MUAHAHHAHAHA!

posted at 1:47 am 25042002

What car are you?


I'm the VOLKSWAGEN beetle. I'm unique. I don't realy care what other people think of me, because to be honest, I'm fine just the way I am. Thanks for asking.

Characteristic:
1. You're getting a little tired of the same routine. Trying to change it, you:
stick your head out your window and scream, "HELP ME!" for no reason whatsoever.

2. You're getting pressured into having sex. You've got your decision made. You say:
"I'm waiting until I find the right person."

3. You've just won a million dollar vacation of your choice. Its:
Hawaii. Plain and simple.

4. You're at the classiest restaurant in New York. The waiter is taking your drink orders. You order:
Pepsi, for those who think young!

5. It's dinner and you're on the road. Thinking quickly, you stop at a:
McDonald's. The classic pit stop.

6. You're in your car and the radio is on. What's playing?
"Can't Get You Outta My Head" by Kylie Minogue.

7. You're a huge rock star. At a press conference someone asks you who your role model in life is. After thinking, you say:
I don't need a role model. I'm too cool for that.

8. You're shopping when you get seperated from your friends. Where would they most likely find you?
In a music store, or piercing salon.

9. A producer thinks you're set for acting. You get to pick the show you guest-appear in. It's:
Friends

10. Your friends are being questioned about you. They'd most likely say you're:
You

+ Test yours

posted at 2:41 am 24042002

Tuesday 23 April 2002
Decision yang sukar
Tutor ker industri? Nak keje sebagai tutor ker atau nak keje industri? Arghhh tertekan siall! Dedua aku nak kalau buleh, tapi aku kene buat satu je decision. 29 ngan 30 April nih aku ade interview tutor. 2 Mei lak aku dah start keje kat satu company di Shah Alam. Erghh! Kalau betul la aku diterima sebagai tutor, aku akan start tutor 5 Mei. Perghh! Ramai suh aku jadi tutor, tapi ramai berlambak-lambak gak suh aku jadi Multimedia Designer kat Shah Alam tu. Demmit laaa! Banyak gile pros ngan contras nyer. Sampai aku pening gile babs nak pilih mane satu. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH! Tapi abang aku gak best, die suh aku lepak dulu, bulan 6 ker bulan 7 ker baru la start keje. Die suh aku enjoy sakan dulu, travel memaner patut. Segala perbelanjaan ditanggung buat sementara. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH! Tawaran menarik gile tu. Tapi masalahnyer, sebab aku yang bodoh lagi terlalu excited nak keje, mulut aku nih pepandai buat cibai lak. Mase interview hari tu aku cakap aku nak start bulan 5. HAHAHHAHAHA! Sebab mase tu aku pikir aku tade duit maaa. Demmit demmit!! Sekarang camne aku mau buat sehh? Kalau keje dulu pun best gak, kalau jadi tutor, leh la aku usha junior (MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA niat jahat siall! Sah sah tak dapat!). MUAHAHAHA! Aku rase aku amik company kat Shah Alam kot. Mudah-mudahan dipermudahkan untuk aku. AMINNNN!

"Shah Alammmmmmmm! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA abis aaa ko!!" <-- pehal nih?? gile ker ko nih Mukeh?!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA celake!

posted at 12:01 am 24022002

Road to Singapore
Aku amik bas kul 930 pagi, hari Khamis. Sampai Singapore dalam kul 2-3 petang kot. Pastu terus check-in kat 7-Storey Hotel (ntah aaa, aku pun tak sure ejaan die) untuk satu malam. Check-out balik keesokkannyer, Jumaat 26 April 2002, selepas Conference pada sebelah siangnyer. Pastu check-in kat Marina Mandarin Hotel untuk 2 malam, 27 ngan 28 April 2002. Pagi Ahad, kitorang akan check-out, pastu jejalan Singapore. MUAHAHAHHAHA! Tapi duit aku tak banyak sial! Bangkaii!

Wan: "Aku teringin siall nak pi Hard Rock kat Singapore"

Mukeh: "Itu la pasal, tapi baper aaa cover charge?"

Wan: "Standard aaa 30. 30 dolar Singapore la kot"

Mukeh: "Gile koo! Dalam 60 ringgit sialll! Campur hotel sume tu dah 150 ringgit dah, kire dah 100 dolar Singapore. Baper banyak nak kene bawak nih sial?"

Wan: "RN400 cukup ker aaa? 200 dolar Singapore? Cukup ker aaa?"

Mukeh: "Meaning ko ade 100 untuk enjoy-enjoy. MUAHAHAAHah cukup ker?"

Wan: "Demmit laaaaa, nak tangkap awek Singapore sorang pun nak kene ade duit maaa"

Mukeh: "Itu yang susah tu. Camni gaya, kene bawak bekalan maggi aaa jawabnyer beb!"

Wan: "MUAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA bijakkk bijakkk! Kat hotel ade boiler kan?"

Mukeh: "Adeeeee.. kalau tade pun, kite bantai shower panas. Cool gak kan?"

Wan: "Kepale hotak ko. Kalau termasuk sabun, ubat gigi sume camne? Geli jekk!"

Mukeh: "Ok gak tu, ingat senang ker nak makan maggi berperisa sabun? MUAHAHAHHAHA!"

Wan: "Tu pun aku taleh terima, kalau termasuk menda najis ringan mahupun berat, apatah lagi aku nak terimaa"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ayat ko cam siallllllll!"

Wan: "HAHAHHAAHAHHAHA tapi betul laaa beb, kena bawak stok megi nih. Baru save budget sehhh!"

Mukeh: "Bleh bawak seludup ek megi?"

Wan: "Bodo! Bleh aaaa. Ingat dadah ker?"

Mukeh: "Ha'ah kan. HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Mamai lak aku seketika"

Wan: "So Khamis la jumpe nih? Ade 5 seats, sape nak duduk sorang?"

Mukeh: "Kite ade 4 laki, campur Appai (pompuan) kan? So Appai la duduk sesorang"

Wan: "Eh per lak? Aku nak duduk sesorang, leh duduk sebelah awek"

Mukeh: "Hek eleee cam sial! Appai tu awek gak"

Wan: "Lerrrr. Appai dah kenal bebb"

Mukeh: "HAHHAHAHAHAHHA duduk je laa sebelah Haris"

Wan: "Daripada duduk sebelah Haris, baik duduk sebelah awek"

Mukeh: "Hampehhhhhhhhh!"

Wan: "HEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEEHHE jumpe pagi Khamis nanti. Chiow!"

Mukeh: "Chiow!"

posted at 10:48 pm 23042002

Kecaman
"Pi mampus la ko Mukeh, ko memang cam sial, celake haram! Macam bagus sangat! Babiii! Kalau aku jumpe ko, aku hentak ko. Kalau ko jumpe aku lak, ko kene belanje aku sebab ko dah kerja. MUAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Tau pun cuak! Aku la, Izalll! sesaje je kasik mesej ganas camni. Ganas tak aku?" Sender: Izal

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA babinyer Izal. Aku ingatkan manusia celake mane ntah mesej aku camtu. Haram tul!

posted at 12:38 pm 23042002

What rubber duck are you?


You are a HUNGRY duck. Look at your blue self with your spoon and polka-dotted bib. Are we a little hungry?You could have been a classic, a devil, a girlie, a hungry, or a sad duck.

Characteristic:
1. Right now I would rather be:
Eating

2. Bubbles are
To be popped! Muahaha!

3. Pick a color
Blue

4. What's your best characteristic?
I have no good qualities

5. What's your worst characteristic?
I'm always eating

6. Hobbies?
Eating

7. Music
umm... Commercial jingles.

8. My place is:
In my own little corner

9. What's your favorite food?
Anything, just feed me!

10. Final comment?
I'm the one

+ Test yours

posted at 12:02 am 23042002

Monday 22 April 2002
Superstar
Toped: "Eh cube tengok sebelah, cepat la tengok!"

Mukeh: "Pesal pesal?"

Toped: "Kenal tak sape tu? Yang drive Kembara tu la"

Mukeh: "Sape seh?"

Toped: "Zaibooooooo"

Mukeh: "Haa? Ha'ah siall, Zaibo. Ya Allah, tade orang lain kerrrrrrr? Mesti die ingat kite pepandang die sebab die superstar gile. Arghh busannnn!"

Toped: "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Die memang kelakar. Tu anak-anak die ker aaa?"

Mukeh: "Hak alaaaaaaaaa! Mesti anak-anak die bangge dapat ayah yang kelakar di khalayak ramai. Ya Allah tolong aaaa!"

Toped: "Ishh hineeee nyerrr, pesal ape Zaibo? Pesal bukan orang lain ker? Tom Cruise ker? J Lo ker? Pesal Zaibo? Die duduk sini ker? Arghhh saikooooooo"

Mukeh: "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!"

Toped: "Eh pegi kanan laaaaaaa, arghh kenaper ikut kiri nihh, nanti Zaibo perasan kite nak ikut die! Arghh tidakkkkkkk!"

Mukeh: "Arghhhhhh demmit aaaaaa! Tak sengaja aaa! Arghhh tertekannn!"

Toped: "Ishhhh ape aaaa! Abis aaa die perasan!"

Mukeh: "Iskkkk! Tapi die tu macam citer kartun Bugs Bunny tu kan? Alaaa yang karekter gemuk pendek yang slalu tembak Bugs Bunny tu. Kan kan kan?"

Toped: "HAHAHHAHAHAAAH jahat gileeeee! Tade la hine camtuuuuu skalii!"

Mukeh: "Eh bukan aaaa, kire comelllllllll gituu!"

Toped: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA jahat gileeee!"

Mukeh: "HAHAHAHAHHA!"

Toped: "Aiyarkkkkk! Kite nak pi terus kan? Zaibo belok kanan la pulak nih, camne nih?"

Mukeh: "Ok siap sediaaa, jangan pandang die bile kite potong die. Jangan pandang tau"

Toped: "Lajuuu skett lajuuuuuuuuuu!"

Mukeh: "Ok ok okkkkkk!" *sambil pecut memotong keter Zaibo"

Toped: "Cepattttt!"

Mukeh: "Jangan pandang!!! Bebuat tak pandang, bebuat tak perasan. Dah la kite terikut die, mesti die ingat kite potong sebab nak tengok muke die. Tolong buat bodoh je"

Toped: "Ok ok ok!"

Mukeh: "HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA caya aaa!"

Toped: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Alamak tu ade satu lagi Kembara! Zaiboooooooooo!"

Mukeh: "Ishhhh ade pulak. Asal Kembara je, sume Zaibo la ek?"

Toped: "HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Kesian Kembara, dapat imej buruk!"

Mukeh: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA siot jeee!"

Ayam serama
Haris: "Ko penah dengar citer Gerek tak? Citer pasal die ngan family die kuar jejalan tu?"

Mukeh: "Haa? Tak penah pun dengar. Awat?"

Haris: "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Camni.. satu hari tu, diorang nih kuar, Gerek ngan family die la kan. Pastu ade satu keter nih, bile lalu je sebelah keter Gerek, diorang gegelak sakan tak ingat dunianyer. Bukan satu keter je, setiap keter yang lalu, mesti gegelak sakan punye la"

Mukeh: "Pasal per camtu lak?"

Haris: "Ntah aaa, diorang pun pelik gile aaa, nak kate ade kemek memane pun tade la pulak. Nak kate diorang muke kelakar nak mampus, memang melampau la kan. Diorang memang blank abis aaa"

Mukeh: "HAHHAHAHAHAH pastu?"

Haris: "Diorang tak puas hati gile, bile diorang berenti kat traffic-light, lagi aaaa keter sesebelah diorang gegelak sakan tak ingatnyer. Diorang memang geram tak ingat nyer aaa sebab kene gelak sepanjang perjalanan pulak tu."

Mukeh: "HAHAHAHAHA then?"

Haris: "Diorang berenti kan keter diorang kat tepi. Diorang check aaa ape yang tak kene ngan keter diorang. Bile diorang pi check kat depan keter, ade ayam serama tengah menggigil ketakutan. Ayam tu siap pegang 'kanggaroo bar' depan tu kekuat gile. HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Mukeh: "Ayam serama? MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHah cam sial"

Haris: "Mata ayam tu terbeliak menggile, pastu badan die kecik sangat, bulu-bulu ayam tu serabut nak mampus, kaki kejang sebab pegang 'kanggaroo bar' tu. MUAHAHHAHAHAHH!"

Mukeh: "HAHAHAHAHAH cam sial! Mimpi ngeri sial ayam tu"

Haris: "Diorang nak angkat ayam tu pun susah. Bile diorang angkat kaki ayam tu, jari kaki ayam tu cengkam kuat gile. Bile diorang cabut, die cengkam balik. Cabut balik, cengkam balik. AHAHAHHAHA cam sial aaa kirenyer!"

Mukeh: "MUAUAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA aku tak dapat bayangkan siall! Ko bayangkan aaaa, bile diorang cucuk keter depan, sure ayam serama tu menjerit ketakutan, MAUHAHAHAHAHAHHA! "kiokkkk kiokkk kiokkkkk, erghhh helpppppppppp!" sambil mata terkelip kelip. Kesian siall!"

Haris: "MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Tu belum bawak laju lagi, sure bulu die tercabut sane sini. Sure merana gile kulit die kene sentap ngan angin. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH!"

Mukeh: "Ayam tu balik je kandang, sure terbeliak tak berkelip-kelip mengenangkan kisah horror die. MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Kejang seluruh anggota badan"

Haris: "Mesti die fobia gile nampak keter lepas nih!"

Mukeh: "HAHAHAHAHAH pelik sial, camne die leh ade depan keter tu seh?"

Haris: "Aku rase die nak kene langgar, pastu menggelabah terus lompat pastu terus cengkam. Lelast horror!"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAh tak dapat aku nak bayangkan aaaa weh! Hampas sangatt"

Haris: "HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH tu la pasallll! Demmit aaaa"

posted at 11:57 pm 22042002

QuasiGoth Dead Guy Quiz


You're the pudgy sack of shit otherwise known as ROBERT SMITH. Ok so I'm not dead, but if I keep up this eating habit, I will be soon!

Characteristic:
May I interest you some rope?
Please

Is your band going to continue making shitty albums after you buy the farm?
Yeah. Replete with new singer who oughtta be hit with heavy mining equipment

Do you occasionally sound like there's a golf ball lodged in your throat?
What?

Will other (possibly inferior) bands cover your songs (badly) by way of homage?
Unfortunately

Will you get an entire tribute album?
Fuck Cleopatra.

Will people only care who you are after you're dead?
They won't even care then!

Do you wail mercilessly?
Doesn't everyone?

Are you a drug addict?
Could you repeat the question?

So, are you goth or what?
Goth? HISS! NO!

+ Test yours

posted at 2:45 22042002

Sunday 21 April 2002
Aksi lagak
Aku ngan Nawa satu keter, Ayie ngan Fadly lak satu keter. Kitorang parking keter dedekat, aku parking depan, Ayie parking belakang. HEHEHEHEH! Mase kitorang nak kuar dari parking Midvalley kat ngan area wayang tu, Ayie pun kuarkan keter die, aku pun kuarkan gak keter aku. Elok-elok je aku nak gerak, Ayie pun sebuk gak nak gerak. Ayie serta merta hon kan keter die. Babi tul! Dah la orang ramai gile. Aku pun hon kan keter aku dua kali. PIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! Ayie tak puas hati, die pun hon kan keter Wira Fadly (Fadlynyer keter, Ayie tukang bawak je).. PONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Nawa: "Hoiii, fuckkkkkkkkk!!"

Mukeh: "Hoiiiiii waddafakkkkk man!!!!" (aku tunjukkan sign 'fuck' kat Ayie)

Ayie: "FUCK YOUUUUU! Tak reti bawak keter keeeeee???" (Ayie ngan lagak kurang ajar jerit dari dalam keter, sambil tangan tunjuk sign 'fuck' kat keter aku)

Mukeh: "Siot nyer Ayie, nih dah mengaibkan kite nih Nawa. Per lagi!"

Aku serta merta kuar dari keter, pi ke keter Ayie

Mukeh: "Hoiii, kuar aaa kalau berani"

Fadly: "Haaa pehal? Nak gaduh ker?"

Nawa: "HAHAHHAHAHAHAH sial je bebudak nih"

Ayie serta merta hon kan keter die. PONNNNN!! PONNNNN!!! "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" Ayie jerit pastu terus zassss memecut keter.

Mukeh: "Babinyer bebudak nih"

Nawa: "HAHAHHAHA korang nih memang celake aaa. Horror cam haram. Ko tak nampak ker orang² sume tengok kite ketakutan sialll!"

Mukeh: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA tau! Ayie pun dah tak tahan nak gelak. Sebab tu aaa die blah camtu je. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA bodohnyer Ayie"

Tetibe depan keter kitorang ade keter Ayie. Tengah nak bayar parking 3 ringgit tu. Aku pun per lagi, serta merta pi sebelah keter diorang, bukak tingkap, tunjukkan sign sepatutnyer, terus jerit 'FUCCKKKKKKKKKK!' Nawa pun serta merta ' Yeahhh ganasssssss ganasssssssssss!"

Ayie: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH! Dah aaaa weh! Cam harammm!"

Orang jage tiket terus terpinga-pinga.

Penjaga tiket: "Kenaper tu bang?"

Mukeh: "Haaa? Ooo tu mamat tu? Die dua orang tu pasangan gay!"

Nawa: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA" (gelak tersembur)

Penjaga tiket: "Haaaa camne abang tau?"

Mukeh: "Aksi di wayang. MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!"

Penjaga tiket: "Betul ker?"

Mukeh: "Ishh tipu je laaaa. Time kasih." (terus blah dari Midvalley)

Setibanye di KLCC...

Ayie: "Ape ko goreng sial kat penjaga tiket Midvalley tadi tu?"

Mukeh: "Ntah, die tanye dalam nada seriyes gile, ingatkan kite mmg gaduh bebetul"

Ayie: "Pastu?"

Mukeh: "Aku cakap aaa aku tak puas hati sebab korang 2 gay. Siap beraksi dalam wayang lagi. Itu yang kuar sign 'fuck' sume tu. MAUHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

Ayie: "Cibai nyer Mukeh. Patut la die pandang aku slekkkk je. Bangkai. MUAHAHAHHAHAHA!"

Nawa: "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!"

Fadly: "Harammm harammm!"

Mukeh: "MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"

posted at 1:34 am 22042002

Broken link
Poli: "Mukeh! Aku nak tengok gambar Haris rawks! Tapi tak dapat aaaa weh, something wrong aa with ur links tu aaaa bitch!"

Mukeh: "Eh babi la, selambe gile panggil aku bitch, bastard! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAH!"

Poli: "HAHAHHAHAHAH sial je! Haa seriyes la, link tu tak jalan, baik ko betulkan, ramai nak tengok gambar Haris rawks tu"

Mukeh: "Takkan taleh kot ?"

Poli: "Seriyes beb! Tak caya ppi aaa check!"

Mukeh: "Sat sat"

Poli: "Haa amacam?"

Mukeh: "Eh jpg ngan JPG lelain ek?"

Poli: "Ha'ah laaa dol! Bodo! Tu pun tatau ker?"

Mukeh: "HAHHAHAHAHAHA sial laaa panggil aku cenggitu! Babi aaaa!"

Poli: "HAHAHAHAHHAHA sori kawan! Saje jee.. pi la betulkan!"

Mukeh: "Orite oriteee!"

Poli: "Dah?"

Mukeh: "Dah dah, try la usha"

Poli: "Oriteee cunnnn!"

Mukeh: "HEHEHEHHE!"

So sesape yang tak dapat nak tengok gambar untuk entry 19 April tu, bleh la usha skarang. Aku dah betulkan dah! Pi aaaaa dol!!

+ pic pic pic

posted at 12:22 22042002

Would you survive a horror movie?


'BARELY BREATHING' - You made it through the flick, but, um, it's not a pretty picture. You're the bloody heap in the corner who everyone thought was dead until you stumble into the hero's arms after the bad guy bites it (think Jamie Kennedy in Scream). You are a smart and fiesty person, but you're also a little reckless and you tend to put yourself in awkward positions -without a good weapon. But even though you get sliced up a bit, you get to survive and that's all that matters. Who needs all those toes, ears, and arms you'll be missing by the end of the flick anyway?

Characteristic
It's late at night, you're all alone, and you hear what sounds like footsteps upstairs. You:
decide it's nothing, so you ignore it and keep doing what you're doing.

Your car is parked all the way at the back of a dark, empty parking lot. You:
walk calmly to your car - you never walk around alone late at night.

Your dream boyfriend/girlfriend has:
a side-splitting sense of humour like Jamie Kennedy/Rose McGowan.

When faced with a big decision, you:
consider every option before making a move in any direction, constantly second guessing yourself.

You wake up in the middle of the night and think something or someone is in the room. You:
pull the covers over your head, convincing yourself that you're imagining things.

A man calls asking what your favorite scary movie is. You:
use caller ID to bust his freaky ass.

Your car breaks down on the side of a desolate road in the middle of the night. You:
sit inside and wait for daylight or a cop to drive by.

Last time you and your friends played with a Ouija board, you:
asked the spirit totally wacked out questions and made fun of your scared friends cause it's all just a bunch of baloney

+ Test yours

posted at 3:11 pm 21042002

Saturday 20 April 2002
Plan tak menjadi
Lepak kat umah Ayie kat Kepong, pastu kekonon nak pi la jemput Syidee kat Secret Recipe Taman Tun. Tapi tatau kat ner. MUAHAHHAHAHAHHA! Aku serta merta call Nana, ajak keluar suh tunjukkan jalan. Lepas je Nana tunjukkan jalan, terus zasss pi Secret Recipe. Dah la minum air je, makan tamoh, konon nak makan nenanti la. Busan! HAHAAHAHA! Syidee abis keje kul 1115 malam, so agak rushing gak aa nak tengok wayang. Malangnye, mase kitorang pi usha citer kat Midvalley, sume citer dah tengok. Bangkai tul! Ingatkan nak tengok citer Royal pelancau ape ntah, tapi showtime kul 1115 malam, so tak sempat la pulak Syidee nak rush. Kitorang pun pi usha wayang kat TGV KLCC, kekonon nak usha citer John Q, tapi hampas, tinggal 4 seat kat depannnnnnnn skali. Demmit. Malas terus nak layan. Syidee lak tak jadi nak turun KLCC, sebab jauh sangat. ARGHHHHHHHHH! Sangap!

Dah tade mende nak buat, kul 1130 malam dah, lelast pi zasss ke Hartamas, lancau tul! Sampai sane, tade seat kat luar la pulak! Erghh suwey!!! Makan kat dalam, memang bebetul dalammmmm nyerrr. Hujungggggggg skali, kat ngan toilet. Demmit tul laaa! Tade view yang menarik langsung! Tapi best gak, sebab dapat tengok chics pi toilet. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Cam sial! Busan sialllll! Nak enjoy sakan, duit dah tade dah. Erghh! Demmit busan!

Babi la, aku rase citer aku tak best. Bangkai!!!! Demmittt!! Pi mampos aaaaaa! Fuck!

Byebye
Kul 7 pagi kitorang dah gerak pi KLIA, hantar akak aku ngan abang ipar aku balik. Flight kul 1045 pagi. Aiyarkk! Aku rase sekejap sangat aaa diorang kat sini. Tak sempat diorang nak tengok portfolio aku, n tak sempat nak bawak diorang pi minum giant juice. Demmit! Tetibe terase sedey lak bile akak aku slalu ingatkan aku "Bile dah keje tu, jangan sesombong, ingat orang² lain same" Hehehe! "Baiklah akak". HEHEHEH! So akak, jaga diri anda di sana. Abang rizal, kayakan diri andaaa! MAUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Baru best nak enjoy. Tul dak? MUAHAHHAAH!

posted at 2:06 am 21042002

Which Powerpuff girls character are you?


You are BLOSSOM! Commandor and the leader. You are 'the everything' nice portion of the famous connection that led to your creation, plus you look snazzy in pink

Characteristic
Which is your most prized possession?
My hair

What was/is your favorite course in high school?
Art

What is your best quality?
I make sure everything goes right

Your favorite color is...
Blue

Do you have a hidden talent?
Well, let's see now, umm, I communicate well

The most annoying thing about you is...
My head is square. It's a pain trying to find hats that fit

+ Test yours

posted at 7:11 am 20042002

Friday 19 April 2002
I'm gonna miss my fren
Fuck! Apasal sumerang akan membawa haluan memasing? MUAHAHAHAHHAAH bodohnyer Mukeh! Mesti la bangang! Sebab sume dah grads. Tapi pape hal pun, aku akan miss sesaat celake nak mampus! MUAHAHAHAAHA! Good luck bebehh! [Klik je la kat imej tu kalau nak tengok bebesar. Ishh! MUAHAHHAHAHAHA]


Haris rawks!

+ more more more

Interview 15 April 2002
Arghh! Sangap gile! Ngan suar jeans, ngan baju kemeja lengan pendek biru, ngan kasut kungfu, aku terus zassss ke satu company kat Shah Alam untuk interview. Entah lah, the interview was ok, n aku tamau komen pape. HAHHAHAHAHAHA! Life must be more fuck up after this. Pedulik aaa! Mampus aaa! Who cares anyway? Rite? Kul 4 petang aku sampai sane, aku nyer turn kul 7 petang. Wohooooooo lame nak mampus aku tunggu siot. Dari muke yang ceria, terus bertukar menjadi berminyak-minyak. Hehehehe! Ketahanan yang begitu hampeh!


Sangap nak mampus! MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Thursday 11 April - 20 April : Portfolio Show
First day - perasmian bermula pada pukul 230 petang, berakhir pada pukul 6 petang lebih. Aku tak high hope pada keje aku, sebab aku rase standard keje aku biasa je kalau nak compared ngan 11 budak lain. Diorang lagi la hebat nak mampus. HAHAHHAHAH segan siott. Aku nyer artwork diletakkan kat tetengah space tu, dah la ramai orang kat situ, sebab kat situ la main, tempat diorang projectkan keje bebudak yang top 3. Ntah camne, datang la junior aku nih, Gerek. Ngan sialnyer, die suh aku explain ape yang aku buat. Aku jenis malas nak explain, tapi sebab die dah jerit cam celake, nak tanak terpakse aku explain. Kang die jerit kang, mau malu aku satu studio tu. MUAHAHAHHAHAA! Tengah elok-elok aku present, tetibe datang Presiden MMU, suh aku present. Mak aihhh! Aku terkejut badak sialll! Celakenyer Gerek, sume ni die nyer pasal aaaa. Abis sume cameraman datang kerumun, ramai gile orang tengok aku present. Gile cuak sial aku! HAHAHAHAHAHA celake! Perghhh! Nervous gile!

Sile klik kat gambar kalau nak tengok bebesar la kan!


Presiden MMU, Gauth Jasmon merasmikan Portfolio Show 2002


Aku tengah present. Demmit!


Antara 12 orang yang masuk Portfolio Show 2002. Yang pakai kot tu lecturer aku la dol!

Second day - Tak ramai dah orang datang, tapi still agak meriah jugak aaa. Sebab tak ramai la, aku abiskan masa ngan amik gambar je. MUAHAHHAHAHAHAA!


Sofie, Rin, me n Matni


Rin, Sofie, Matni n Haris


Roy, Haris, me, Rin n Matni

+ more more more

posted at 3:12 am 20042002

Which Flavour of Fruit Are You?



Your flavour: Banana! Kind, reliable, and interesting. You're a good and trusthorthy friend

Characteristic

How do you feel about your friends?
i have some ok friends

Are you often bitchy towards others for no reason?
no

Are you adventurous and/or exotic?
yes

Which is your favourite colour out of these?
yellow

Are you good at making people feel better when they are upset?
yes

How is your circle of friends?
Ihave a small group whom i feel comfortable with

Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
fuck off

Do you find yourself or your life...dull?
boring? never! i always have something going on

+Test yours

posted at 2:54 am 20042002

Monday 15 April 2002
Lawak tol
Malam tadi asalnya nak pi tengok midnite kat Midvalley citer Beautiful Mind, tapi aku gerak dari MMU kul 1145 malam, terus zassss sampai sane dah kul 1210 pagi. Aiyarkkk! Kaunter sume dah closed, nak masuk curi takut kene kantoi lak. Dulu penah skali tu masuk free, tapi memang best gile aaa sebab tak kene kantoi. MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! So kitorang lelepak kat satu bukit yang best menggile, lelayan borak sambil gelak sakan tak ingat dunianyer. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Orang yang tengah romen pun rase kurang selesa pastu terus blah. MUAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cheryl: "Ko tau tak tadi Mukeh, mase kitorang pinjam keter ko pi Uptown tadi tu kan"

Haris: "Arghhh demmit, aku lagiiiiiiiiiii!"

Mukeh: "Lek haris lek lek. Kasik peluang die nak citer. MUAHAHAHAH!"

Aweng: "MUAHAHAHHAHAH!"

Cheryl: "Ade satu tol tu, ade 2 booth la kan, satu kat depan, satu kat belakang, yang si Haris nih plak terus je pi booth kat depan tu, penuh konfiden lak tu. Elok-elok je keter ko tu separuh melepasi booth tol yang first tu, palang tu turun, terus block keter ko, MAUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!"

Mukeh: "HAAAAAA??? Pejadahnyer?"

Haris: "Ehhh betul laaaa ikut logik, mesti la keter depan pi booth kat depan, bukan kat belakang kan, sebab tu laaa aku konfiden je pi booth kat depan tu, pastu die turunkan palang lak mase aku lalu booth kat belakang tu. DEMMIT AAAA!"

Aweng: "Ishh saikonyer ko nih Haris! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Cheryl: "Masalahnyer kan, 2 keter sebelum tu sume berenti kat booth belakang tu, tapi Haris buleh konfiden nak terus ke another booth. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA kelakar gilee!"

Haris: "Ehhh sial aaaa!"

Mukeh: "MUAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA kentil gile!"

Aweng: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA kentil siall!"

Haris: "Demmit aaa!"

Cheryl: "Lepas tu, aku macam 'Oh my God, this is my first time in my life tengok keter kene block ngan palang tol. MUAHAHAHHAHAHA! Lepas tu, Haris turun dari keter, berjalan pi kat kakak jage tol tu, terus bayar. HAHAHAHAHHAHA! Nampak cam kelakar gile sialll!"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH! Macam penjahat siot, nak skip tol, pastu kene kantoi, pastu kene kuar dari keter lak tu, orang² kat belakang sume tengok. MUAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Aweng: "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH memacam aaa ko nih Haris"

Haris: "Arghhhhh sial aaaa! Eishhhhhhh! Arghh!"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ntahapehape!"

posted at 5:45am 11042002

Satay Kajang
Aku lupe lak nak letak menda nih awal-awal. Nih gambar yang aku ambil dari Rudy masa Pra-Gathering kat Medan Selera Kajang on 6 April 2002. Sile klik kat gambar kalau nak tengok lagi besar. MUAHAHHAHAH!


Hampas conversation


Me, Pikor and Ijad

+ more

posted at 1:44 16042002

Wednesday 10 April 2002
Happy Birthday Azlin!
Kawan dari sekolah rendah beb, skarang nih dah tinggi melampai. MUAHAHHAHAHAHA! Semoga ko murah rezeki + maintain cool!

posted at 9:45 am 10042002

Which fangirl are you?



I'm a Ska fangirl. Yeah yeah.. most of the good bands either broke up or sold out, but I still enjoy SKAnkin' up a storm.

Characteristic:
Which do you prefer listening to:
MP3

For you, a CD usually costs:
I don't buy CDs

Male vocals or female vocals?
It doesn't matter

What would you wear to a concert?
I goth out

How do you dance?
I move my arms above my head

Do you sing along?
All the time

Bands/groups/artists most often are?
Gender doesn't matter really, but damn are they hyper

Pick a Lyric
"..."

Who most appeals to you?
DMX, Ludacris

Magazine?
Rolling Stone, Spin

+ Test yours

posted at 8:05 am 10042002

Tuesday 09 April 2002
Cabaran gile
Sangap nak mampus. Kitorang pun pi la dinner kat Malee, Dengkil. Sesatunyer tempat makan yang agak happening kat Dengkil tu sebabnyer ade Astro. MUAHAHAHHAHAH! Kalau tak, JANGAN HARAP AAAA! MUAHAHAHHAHA! Kitorang melantak kaw kaw nyer tak ingat. Aku makan nasi goreng Malee, ngan roti bakar 2, 2 gelas air, Rafik makan satu nasik, + 1 lagi nasik lemak, ngan 2 gelas air. Haris makan 1 pinggan nasik + 2 roti bakar + 2 gelas air. Aweng makan 1 nasik + 1 lauk banyak + 2 gelas air Laici. MUAHAHHHAHAHAHA!

Dah lepak lebih kurang 2 jam, kitorang pun blah dari situ. Tengah on the way nak balik tu, tetibe ntah macam mane:

Rafik: "Arghhhh kenyang siottt!"

Mukeh: "Ko memang, sure tak larat nak jalan dah!"

Rafik: "Eh sorry sket, setakat jalan tu tarak hal, nak lari pun bleh!"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Sudah aaaaa! Jom aaaa lumbe lari kalau berani!"

Aweng: "Betul? Betul nih??"

Mukeh: "Aku tarak hal, kenyang pun kenyang aaa! Berani tak berani tu lain kire aaa! Aku no hall! MUAHHAHAHA!"

Haris: "Aku pun no hal! Jom aaaaaa!"

Aweng: "Cakap besar aaa! Ok aku stop skarang gak!"

Aweng serta merta stopkan kereta die kat tepi highway. Perghh! Ni dah merupakan satu cabaran yang cukup hebat nih. Ngan perut dipenuhi makanan yang bakal melenyapkan manusia di alam mimpi untuk 2 hari, kene berhadapan pulak ngan goncangan akibat lumba lari. MUAHHAHAHAHA!

Aweng: "Ok skarang aku stop keter kat sini. Kite jalan sesame ke sane" (menuju ke 100 meter ke belakang kereta)

Mukeh: "Ok fine! Aku tarak hal! Aku jamin aaaa, setakat dekat macam ni, tarak halnyer la nak menang"

Haris: "HAHHAHAHAHAH cam sial berlagak!"

Rafik: "Jangan pandang rendah kemampuan aku" (Rafik berbadan agak besar)

Mukeh: "HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Aweng, watch out aa!"

Aweng: "Hey hey, jangan nak berlagak aaa Mukeh!"

Mukeh: "Hey jangan cakap banyak aaa! Cepat aaa!"

Sume beratur kat satu line, sume dah amik lane memasing setelah highway didapati lengang tanpa kereta. Aku siap lipat lipat lagi seluar aku, memandangkan aku sorang je pakai jeans, lelain sume pakai suar steng (short panjang).

Rafik: "On your mark, get set, go!!!!!!"

Aweng: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Yeah yeah yeah! Huffff hufff huffff!"

Mukeh: "Yearghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

Haris: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!"

Rafik: "..................."

Aweng mendahului dengan pantas, langkah panjang ngan tangan hayun laju, diikuti rapat oleh Haris yang tegap berlari. Laju nak mampus. Lepas tu aku yang laju gak, tapi sebab kenyang, MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA alasan! Diikuti rapat oleh Rafik yang sukar dipercayai kelajuannya. Aweng dah angkat tangan tanda kemenangan mutlak! Cinabeng!! Haris tempat ke-2 ngan gegelak. Sampai je turn aku:

Mukeh: "Yearghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! At least aku tak last! MUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!"

Aweng: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! Loserr! Ko tetap konsider kalahhhh!"

Mukeh: "Pehal lak???"

Haris: "Rafik laju sialllll! Ko sure struggle gile tanak kasik Rafik potong ko kan Mukeh kan?"

Mukeh: "Eh per lak!"

Rafik: "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Padan muke ko Mukeh!"

Mukeh: "Ehh tade tade, aku tetap tak last!"

Aweng: "MUAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA tak kire, ko cakap besar, ko sebenarnyer kalah dari sume sudut!"

Mukeh: "Eh babi aaaa!"

Aweng: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

Haris: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Hampas aaa ko nih Mukeh! Ko sket je lagi nak kene potong ngan Rafik sial! MUAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

Rafik: "HAHAHHAHAHAA aku dah kate, jangan pandang rendah kemampuan aku"

Aweng: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA padan muke ko Mukeh! Cakap besar lagi, konon leh kalahkan aku konon, tapi sayurrr!"

Haris: "Aweng memang laju sialll!"

Rafik: "Aweng sebab die jogging tetiap hari, memang la laju siall!"

Mukeh: "Ha'ah, mane fair camtu siottt!"

Aweng: "Ehh at least aku tak kene potong ngan Rafik, hampir kene potong pun tak! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!"

Mukeh: "Arghh fuck!"

Haris: "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA!"

Aweng: "Tak lame lagi, ko kene potong gak ngan Rafik siall!"

Mukeh: "Babi aaaa, ok kasik aku seminggu, aku leh potong korang sume. GRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Haris: "HAHHAHAHAHA kelakar sialll!"

Aweng: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHA Mukeh dah sangapppppppp!"

Mukeh: "Hey sial aaaa! Bitch! Minggu depan aaaaa!"

Rafik: "Kasik can aaa, minggu depan kite lumbe balik. Ready la Mukeh!"

Mukeh: "Ok no hal, tunggu aaa minggu depan! Jimbet!"

Aweng: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!"

Haris: "Dah 2 kali dah ko kalah ngan aku Mukeh"

Mukeh: "Eh senyap aaaa, itu pun sebab makanan penuh aaa. Minggu depan kite lumbe ngan keadaaan normal. Jangan makan bebanyak, kite lumbe fair n square"

Aweng: "Orite no hal"

Haris: "Ok minggu depan!"

Rafik: "Ingat aaaa Mukeh! MAUHAHAHHAHAHA!"

Portfolio Review
Portfolio nih merupakan kerja-kerja budak yang terpilih, dipamerkan kepada umum bermula hari Khamis, 11 April 2002, tapi semalam untuk direview oleh panel-panel luar. Aku pun tak paham kenape aku punye buleh terpilih untuk Portfolio kali nih. Aku rase best gile, dan bangge gak aaa sesket. MUAHAHHAHAHAHA! So sesape yang bace aku nyer journal kali nih, korang dijemput untuk datang ke portfolio nih. Untuk Rudy, terima kasih bebanyak sebab aku rase tanpe ko, memang pening kepale gak aaa aku nak carik digital camera. Digital camera ko memang banyak berjasa. HEHEHEHE! Nanti aku belanje ko. Meh datang meh meh!

Untuk adik-adik aku gak, yang sanggup tiga kali berlakon untuk semua scene, rase cam nak mampus dah pun. MUAHAHHAHAHAHA! Diorang memang talented berlakon. So sesape yang perlukan pelakon untuk korangnya advertising ker ape ker, jangan sesegan bagitau aku, so aku leh hantar adik aku. Tapi kene la ade bayaran. MUAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Juga untuk parents aku, akak aku, abang ipar aku, serta adik-beradik aku yang lain yang kasik sokongan padu melampau di saat-saat akhir. Juga kepada rakan-rakan aku di alam nyata mahupun di alam virtual. MUAHAHHAHAH! Tak lupe gak untuk individu yang berada jauhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nun di sana. You are good supporter bebehhh!! *wink wink*

Datang meh meh meh, 11 April sampai 14 April (kalau tak silap aku), dari 9 pagi sampai 5 petang. Pakai pape yang korang suke. Tak rugi korang datang, sebab korang akan mengkagumi kerja bebudak nih. Mari mari!

posted at 1:09 am 10042002

Happy Birthday Khamsaini!!
May Allah bless you! Semoga panjang umur, murah rezeki yang diberkati serta kesenangan hati yang berkekalan. Amin!

posted at 11:56 am 09042002

Which Daria character are you?



Characteristic
Which is closest to your quote for life?
I will not compromise my music, my ideals or my nap schedule

You are..?
Musical and sleepy.

Have you a boyfriend?(or I guess girlfriend)
I have an on/off relationship with someone.

You know most about Music
Ahh! Look out behind you!!

If you're trying to get me to make any sudden movements:
It's not working.

Your favorite possession is:
Guitar

+ Test yours

posted at 10:35 am 09042002

Monday 08 April 2002
Tak puas hati
Zain: "Mukehhhhh jimbettttt!"

Mukeh: "Haaa pehal nih?" (aku tgh ngadap pc, terkejut tetibe kene jerit cam haram)

Zain: "Jimbet aaaaaa, ko tulis menda ngarut siall dalam journal ko. Hampas aaa weh!"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Zain: "Aku tak kire, ko kene tulis gak pasal Jim. MUAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nak tulis pasal ape lak nih?"

Jim: "Ek eleeee, dengki, pehal lak?"

Zain: "Takkan ko tatau pasal pape kot? MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

Mukeh: "Tau menda nih?"

Zain: "Alaaaaa"

Jim: "Heyyy, pehal lak bitch?"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Aku ingat dah ingat dahhh!"

Jim: "Haa mule laaa tu. JIMBETT!"

Mukeh: "Mase die kat exam hall kan Zain kan, ade sorang awek nih pakai sleeveless, duduk sebelah die, pastu MAUHAHAHAHHAHA! Jim per lagi, usha aaaa!"

Zain: "HAHHAHAHAHA patut laaa tak berkat!"

Jim: "HAHAHAHAHAHAH tu la pasal"

Mukeh: "Dah laa suke usha ketiak, MUAHAHHAHAHAHAha gile tak senonoh sialll!"

Jim: "MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Weh ape lak! Tipu sialll!"

Mukeh: "Eh ko yang cakap aaaaa! Bukan aku saje je reka citer!"

Jim: "ARGHHH SIAL AAA!"

Aweng: "Woo woo wooo amenda nih weh?"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH terpakse aaa citer kat Aweng"

Aweng: "Apasal sialll?"

Mukeh: "Bile Jim tengok pompuan pakai sleeveless, die paling suke tengok ketiak pompuan tu. MUAHAHAHHAHAHA!"

Aweng: "MUAHAHAHAHHAHA gile tak senonoh! Abis tu kalau pompuan tu ade bulu ketiak?"

Jim: "HAHAHHAHAHAHA sial aaa!"

Mukeh: "Tu tu kat belakang Aweng tu ade sorang pompuan tak pakai sleeveless" (merujuk kepada nyonya Cine pakai sleeveless)

Aweng: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA sial Mukeh!"

Jim: "ARGHHHHHH itu buat apeee! Sial aaa Mukeh!! Lagi mau citer kat sumerang!"

Zain: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!"(gelak kepuasan keriangan sampai angkat tetangan sume)

Mukeh: "Wehh Zain, turun sket tangan ko tu, nanti Jim usha ketiak ko siallll!"

Jim: "Arghhh babinyerrrrrrrrrr!"

Aweng: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Opsss sorry sorry! Ko nak tengok ketiak aku ker Jim?" (sambil angkat tangan)

Mukeh: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA lagi celakeeee! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

Jim: "Grrrrrrrr.." (muke tahan sabar kene gelak mencanak-canak)

Aweng: "Woo wooo, saiko hell!!"

Mukeh: "Best kalau masuk journal nih. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!"

Aweng: "MUAHAHAHHAHA masuk masuk jangan tak masuk! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAH!"

Jim: "Hey bitch! Bitch aaa kalau ko masukkan!"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH!"

Zain: "Tak kire, masuk gak! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!"

Aweng: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Kelakar sial usha ketiak orang! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Jim: "Eh senyap aaa!"

Mukeh: "Ntah senyap aaaaa! MUHAHAHAHAHHA!"

Aweng: "Babi laa Mukeh nih!"

Mukeh: "HAHAHAAH ermmmm" (gelak pakse pastu terus senyap)

Aweng: "Eeeee aku hempuk kang Mukeh nih"

Mukeh: "Woo wooo turunkan tangan ko, bawah sket bawah sket. Ade orang usha ketiak ko nanti. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH!"

Zain: "MUAHAHHHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Jim: "ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

Aweng: "Dah aaa tu, sakit perut sialll!"

posted at 11:53 pm 08042002

The Brunching Shuttecocks



MUKEH stands for Mechanical Upgraded Killing and Exploration Humanoid

+ Identify yours

posted at 4:27 am 08042002

Sunday 07 April 2002
Gelak gelak gelak
Aku tgh tido atas lantai ngadap sebelah kiri. Lepas tu ade pulak kawan aku nih call. Erghhh, malas gile aku nak jawab call tu. Aku pun jawab la. Aku pun layan la walaupun dengan agak terpakse (memang terpakse pun). MUAHAHAHHAH! So kalau korang call aku mase aku tengah tido, meaning memang aku terpakse kuatkan diri aku untuk melayan karenah korang. MUAHAHAHHAHA cam sial! Lepas aku beborak tu, aku pun campak handphone ke tepi, pastu aku pun pusing menggeliat ngadap ke kanan. Elok² je aku ngadap sebelah kanan, erghhhhhh! Aku ternampak suatu bentuk anggota badan yang terkejut gile babs nyer tak ingat. MUAHAHAHHAHH! Member aku tengah pakai towel, tengah buat air, die tak sedar yang aku tengah tido atas lantai. Babi! Aku lak tak tersengaje terskodeng celah kangkang die. MUAHAHAHHAHAHHA! Cam siall!

Mukeh: "Ya Allah Zain, ko nih biar benar! Arghhh demmit!"

Zain: "Fakk! Babi! Apasal ko intai haaa?"

Mukeh: "Eh fak aaaa, mane aku tau, aku pepusing je tengok dah terpampang depan mate. Sial aaa! Pesal ko tak pakai pape?"

Zain: "Demmittt! Babiii aaa Mukeh!"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cam sialll. Gile horny ko nih!"

Jim: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! Toplesss aaa ko nih Zain! MUAHAHAHAHAH!"

Mukeh: "HAHHAHAHAHAAH! Itu laaa, selalu sangat camtu. Pepagi je selalu camni ek Zain?"

Zain: "Kepale hotak ko la, aku nak mandi la, memang la aku pakai towel je. Bangkai tul!"

Mukeh: "MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ya Allah, terjojol biji mata aku nih bile ternampak menda pelik pepagi buta camni. MUAHAHAHAHAH!"

Jim: "Biasa aaaa Zain, topless! Die memang suke tayang badan die, suka pakai towel!"

Zain: "Eh ko senyap laaa Jim!"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA! Kelakarrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hoi Zain, pi laaa pakai suar. Pi pi pi! Jangan lupe pakai dedalam sekali. MUAHAHAHHAHA!"

Jim: "HAHHAHAHAHAHA nampak kerandut ker Mukeh?"

Mukeh: "HAHHAAHHAHAHA celake Jim"

Zain: "Arghh sial aaa!"

Jim: "MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Arghh sakit perut siall! Kerandut gerutu! Kerandut berlapis!"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA kerandut gerutu berlapis! MUAHAHAHAHHA!"

Zain: "Babi laaa koranggg!"

Jim: "Hii abang kerandut, leh kenal?"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Wazzap dutttttt!!!!"

Jim: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA! Dut nak makan dut? Jom makan dut!"

Zain: "Eh sudah aaaaa Jim karpet! Rambut cam karpet. Banyak lak songeh!"

Mukeh: "Tapi die bukan dut mahupun kerandut. Die Jim. Ko kerannnn! Abang kerannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"

Jim: "Duttttttt! Sekali lagi Mukeh."

Mukeh: "Kerannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn????"

Jim: "Duttttttttt!"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA! Where's my car dude?"

Jim: "Where's my car kerannnnnnnnn, duttttt???"

Mukeh: "Aduhssss, sakit perutttttttttttttttt. Ya Allah, kelakar sangattt!"

Jim: "HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Explain sket Mukeh ape yang ko nampak"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH aku tak sanggup. Tak sanggup siall!"

Jim: "Kerandut?"

Mukeh: "MUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!"

Zain: "Sial aaaaaaa koranggg! Babi ko Mukeh!! Siap koo!"

Jim: "Lari Mukeh lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

Mukeh: "Woooohoooooooooooo duttt!" Aku terus lari lelaju, Zain kejar dengan pemende ntah kat tangan die, nak libas aku. MUAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Beberape minit lepas tu, aku balik bilik, lagu Graduation by Vitamin C tengah berkumandang kat bilik.

Vitamin C: "Asssss we go onnnnnnn"

Jim: "Kerannnnn"

Vitamin C: "We rememberrrrrrrrr"

Mukeh: "Duttttttttt"

Vitamin C: "All the timesssss we"

Jim: "Kerannnnnnnn"

Vitamin C: "Had togetherrrrrr"

Mukeh: "Duttttt"

Jim: "One more timeeeeeeeeee!"

Vitamin C: "And as our lives changeee"

Mukeh: "Kerannnnn"

Vitamin C: "Come whateverrrr"

Jim: "Dutttttttttttt"

Vitamin C: "We will still beeeee"

Mukeh: "Kerannnnnn"

Vitamin C: "Ffriends foreverrrr"

Jim: "Dutttttttt!"

Mukeh: "Together we singggg!!"

Jim n Mukeh: "KERANDUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!"

Zain: "Babiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

Mukeh: "Woohoooo MUAHAHHAHAHAA!"

Jim: "Aduhh aduhhhh, sakit perutttt! Best siall lagu nih. MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA"

Mukeh: "Lek aaa Zain, lepas nih dah tade dah gurau senda camni kan kan? Memasing dah bawak haluan sesendiri kan kan kan?"

Jim: "Ha'ah, kali nih je kitorang panggil ko kerandut. Kerandut gerutu berlapis u have!"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Zain: "Grrrrrr.... iye laa iye laaaa"

Mukeh: "Yeahaaaaaaaaaa!"

posted at 11:51 pm 07042002

Which character from spongebob are you?



You are a lovable, optimistic sponge and you always try to do the right thing.

Characteristic:

Which description best describes you?
Know-it-all

In a melodrama, you would most-likely be?
Bad guy

What is the worst habit/character trait you have?
Annoying laugh

What is your job?
Being lazy

Do you have anything else to say?
Is it over yet?

+ Test yours

posted at 7:15 am 07042002

Saturday 06 April 2002
Open Table Geng Jernel
Aku sampai lambat sejam lebih dari masa yang dirancang. Antara mereka yang hadir sure la aku, Pikor, Rudy, Ijad, Kak Nett, Kak Mira, Norahulfa, Amy, Elliez n friends, Kak Zira n fiancee, Pipet, Spyz and family, Kak P-Nut and family, Nureffa, Mie, Meer Taro, Sha, Lala, Cik Daun, Fuad Mamoncang, n lelain yang aku pun dah tak ingat sangat dah. Tepu beb tepu!!!!

Menggeliat
Aku, Haris, Aweng ngan Rafik pi Midvalley. Saje je nak release tension yang dah berbeku-beku kat kepale otak nih. Per lagi, ini la masanye nak perabiskan duit menggile ganas. MUAHAHHAHAH! Kitorang lepak kat floor GSC tu, jejalan menuju ke tingkat paling bawah skali, nak keluarkan duit.

Mukeh: "Weh Aweng, pehal tu sial?"

Aweng: "Haaa? Mane?"

Mukeh: "Tuu, depan entrance Nike tu."

Aweng: "Huh?" sambil tengok entrance Nike. Beberape minit lepas tu, "MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA sial aaa Mukeh"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH! Pesal lak aku? Ko aaa, cam sial je gelakkan die. MUAHAHHAHA!"

Aweng: "Babi, aku gelak sebab ko gelak aaa Mukeh"

Mukeh: "Ehh aku pulak. Tapi seriyes kelakar sialll. Bodoh nyer awek tu, ade ker menggeliat depan entrance Nike. MUAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

Aweng: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Siall!"

Haris: "Weh pehal nih??"

Mukeh: "Awek tu haaa, awek Arab lak tu, die siap menggeliat depan entrance Nike tu. Depan pintu masuk Nike tu. Bapak buruknyerrr. MUAHAHHAHAHAH!"

Aweng: "Aduhhh aduhh! Sakit perut siall!"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHAHHAHA. Wohooo! Kelakar kelakarrr!"

Rafik: "Weh camne weh camne?"

Mukeh: "Camni aaa dia menggeliat. Tangan kanan die kat atas camni, pastu badan die melentik baikkkk punye, mmg stress gile kaw kaw nyer, siap statik tak bergerak-gerak depan entrance Nike tu. MUAHAHHAHAHAHAH!"

Rafik: "MUAHHAHAHAHAHHA SIALLLL"

Haris: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURUKKK!"

Mukeh: "Ade ker buat show menggeliat depan entrance. Bapak lowwwwwwwwwwwnyer!"

Aweng: "MUAHAHHAHAHAH dah aaaa Mukeh. Tak baik aaa!"

Mukeh: "Abis tu menggeliat depan entrance memang gempak aaa ek? Siap tangan terangkat atas, badan melentik ke belakang kaw kaw nyer cun, kaki lak terjuih keluar sket. MUAHAHAHHAHHA!"

Aweng: "HAHHAHAHA gampangnyer lawak!"

Mukeh: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!"

Excited melampau
Tatkala menuju ke tempat wayang.

Mukeh: "Rafik nombor baper ?"

Rafik: "No 1, E4, E5, E6, E7"

Mukeh: "Haa sini sini!"

Rafik: "Eh bukan sini ker?"

Mukeh: "Tak, sini sini. Cepatt!"

Haris: "Yearrghh yearghhhh" *buat gaya rockstar Apek Senario*

Sampai je kat seat kitorang, ade plak mamat ngan awek cine. Aisehhh!

Mukeh: "Aweng, ade orang aaa kat tempat kite" (ngan penuh berbisik)

Aweng: "Haaa? Nombor baper?"

Mukeh: "E4, E5, E6, E7. Betul laaa kan kat sini?"

Aweng: "Ha'ah betul laaa. Tape la kite carik seat lain"

Haris: "Haa salah ker?"

Mukeh: "Takk, betull! Diorang tu rembat tempat kite lak. Babi tul aaa!"

Rafik: "Woii woiiii" (jerit dari jauh)

Mukeh: "Pehal Rafik tu?"

Rafik: "Salah wayang bodoh!"

Mukeh: "Haa? Babiii!"

Haris: "MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH! Malu siallll!"

Aweng: "HAHAHAH SIALLLLLL!"

sume lari laju gile nak kuar dari wayang tu. Dengar beberapa orang gelakkan kitorang. Lahanat siall!

Rafik: "Bodohhh, tu citer Cine laaaa!"

Mukeh: "HAHAHHAHAHHA Mane aku tau siallll. Aku ingatkan betull"

Haris: "HAHAHHAHAHAH MALU SIALL!"

Mukeh: "HAHHAHAHA Aweng siap suh carik seat lain lagi. HAHHAHAHAHHA. Siap suh check lagi tiket. Kekonon memang kite betul siall!"

Haris: "HAHHAHAHAHA. Diorang sure blur gile, Pehal mamat nih masuk wayang time citer nak abis dah nih? MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!"

Mukeh: "ARGHHH MALU SIALLL! Patut laa diorang gelakkan kite. Bangkaiii!"

Rafik: "HAHHAHAHAHA BABI! Aku memasuk je tetengok citer Cine. Pehal lak nih? Tengok² cinema 2. Kite cinema 1. MUAHAHHAHAHA!"

Mukeh: "Arghhh kelakar sialll! Sakit perut nih. Erghh!"

Aweng: "Ko laa nih Mukeh. BODOHHH!"

Mukeh: "HAHHAHAHHAHAHA! Aku tak sengajeeee!"

Haris: "HAHAHHAH Siap ade hati nak sound orang tu amik seat kite. Tak tahan sial. Sakit perut sialll! Awek kat luar tu pun gegelakkan kite. HAHHAHA BITCH!"

Mukeh: "HAHAHAHHA ye ker? Bangkai!"

Rafik: "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"

Aweng: "MUAHAHHAHAHAH dah aaa weh. Jom aaa masuk. HAHAHHAHA!

Movie review: I Am Sam



Citer yang paling sebak aku tengok sepanjang tahun nih. Lahanat betul. Mengisahkan orang yang terencat akal, berkawan hanya dengan orang yang terencat akal je. Mempunyai seorang anak, yang comel sesangat. Tapi masyarakat menafikan hak menjaga anak tersebut atas alasan tidak berupaye membesarkan anak tersebut dalam keadaannye yang cacat. ERGHHH! Lahanatnyer sedey. Babi tul! Pi laa tengok. Antara beberapa reason yang best untuk korang pi tengok:

1. Kalau korang rasa citer Kabhi Kushe Kabhi Gham adalah citer paling sayu + hiba + sadis, aku rase citer tu tak logik + tak masuk akal dalam beberapa perkara. Tapi citer I AM SAM nih masuk akal abis, menyebakkan hati. Lahanat tul. Kalau korang leh tengok citer hindustan yang agak hiba dan sadis tu, so korang patutnyer ade rasa keinginan nak tengok citer I Am Sam nih gak. Citer pasal Ayah dan Anak Pompuan.

2. Sean Penn, pelakon berbakat besar dan tere nak mampus, ngan gabungan jelita Michelle Pfeiffer, serta lakonan comel melampau Dakota Fanning.

So perlagi? Pegi la tengok dol! Daripada korang abiskan duit tengok citer lelain yang agak tak best, tapi promotion melampau, baik korang tengok citer I Am Sam yang bleh aa nak insapkan korang yang tak reti-reti sedar diri termasuk la aku. MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!

From official site:

I Am Sam is the compelling story of Sam Dawson (Sean Penn), a mentally-challenged father raising his daughter Lucy (Dakota Fanning) with the help of an extraordinary group of friends. As Lucy turns seven and begins to intellectually surpass her father, their close bond is threatend when their situation comes under the scrutiny of a social worker who wants Lucy placed in foster care.

+ more details

posted at 2:24 am 07042002

Friday 05 April 2002
What horror movie Villian are you?



You're BLADE. Blade was created for revenge! He wears a skull face that is modled to look like the killer of the puppet masters wife, elsa. Also Blade seems to be the head of the gang of puppets Rar Rar Rar 3 Cheers. For my Favorite Puppet of Doom!

Characteristic:

1. Male or Female (Yes for male, No for female) Yes
What priority do you place on your selection above? High

2. Your idea of a kickass outfit is bondage & leather? Yes
What priority do you place on your selection above? Low

3. Or is a dingy & dirty outfit with an awfull stench topped off with a brown hat? Yes
What priority do you place on your selection above? Low

4. Or a black trenchcoat & a black hat? Yes
What priority do you place on your selection above? High

5. Or a white mask & a blue jumpsuit? No
What priority do you place on your selection above? High

6. Or a pair of fangs? No Preference
What priority do you place on your selection above? Low

7. Would you use razorsharp claws to kill your victims? Yes
What priority do you place on your selection above? High

8. Would you use extreme forms of torture to kill your victims? Yes
What priority do you place on your selection above? High

9. Would you use a hook & a knife taking the place of your hands? Yes
What priority do you place on your selection above? High

10. Would you use an army of the dead? Yes
What priority do you place on your selection above? Medium

11. Do you kill out of revenge? -screeeech- (questions eleven through fifteen) Yes
What priority do you place on your selection above? High

12. For the mere satisfaction of watching us all burn in hell? Yes
What priority do you place on your selection above? Medium

13. To kill off your family members & anyone who gets in your way? No
What priority do you place on your selection above? High

14. To feed your thirst for blood? No
What priority do you place on your selection above? High

15. Do you want the book? Yes
What priority do you place on your selection above? Medium

16. Do you care for the weeps of children? Yes
What priority do you place on your selection above? High

17. Do you like the way children taste? -wink wink- No
What priority do you place on your selection above? Medium

19. Or your worst nightmare? Yes
What priority do you place on your selection above? High

20. Or the bloodbank? No
What priority do you place on your selection above? High

21. Are you a homo? No
What priority do you place on your selection above? High

22. Do you have sex organs? No
What priority do you place on your selection above? High

23. Do you smell like leather & vanilla? No
What priority do you place on your selection above? High

24. Are those strings holding you up? Yes
What priority do you place on your selection above? Medium

+ Test yours

What pattern are you?



You are CAMOUFLAGE. Tough, determined and strong.

Characteristic:

You're most likely to listen to:
Metallica

Your idea of a nice accessory to finish off an outfit is:
A chain wallet

The best way to decorate your home is with:
Spray paint

The first thing you do in the morning is
Morning? What's that?

What's the best way to spend a Friday night?
Go to a hard rock concert at the local club

Your mode of transportation is
A black convertible

Your favourite film is
"Full Metal Jacket."

Your favourite curse word is
"Fuck!"

+ Test yours

posted at 6:17 am 05042002

Tuesday 2 April 2002
Exam
Hari ni aku exam, Basic Economics, Management and Accounting. Pukul 2.30 petang, seat nombor 13. Hehe! Dah prepare? Dah laaaa dol! Muahahhahahaha!

Final presentation
Esok final presentation yang bakal menggegarkan dunia digital media. Hampeh! Dah prepare ker Mukeh? Perghhh! Dah gegile punye, sampai sengkek nak mampus semate-mate nak kasik presentation esok nih gempak nak mampus sepanjang aku hidup kat MMU nih. Harap-harap ok la esok.

I'm back
Aku rase sangap gile ngan site aku skarang nih. Tapi tape, aku akan aktif balik lepas je presentation aku. Banyak gile aku nak citer nih. Muahaahhahahha! Seriyes kelakar punye story. Cis, sampai skarang pun otak aku masih bergelegak ngan kelakar bangsat kekawan aku.

posted at 7:30 am 02042002

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